Archive for December, 2010

Amber Smith

There’s nothing more I want stuffed in my Christmas stocking this holiday than a really naked Amber Smith touching herself maliciously in the bath.

Amber Smith

Way before her stint in Celebrity Rehab, because of the drug addiction she had in her teens, this sweet American actress was first the model of the Wonderbra campaign, which was very fitting, of course, due to the fact that them regular bras just won’t do for her luscious bountiful tits. And with the way she holds on to them, massaging them, caressing them, you know she knows a thing or two about the immense high brought about by intense foreplay. And if that’s what she wants, it’s perfect for when I ask her to go down on me and massage my big penis before getting a home run for the night.

Amber Smith

And if these naked shower pictures of Amber Smith with another nude hottie holding on to her back is a hint at what else she wants in bed, it’s gonna be perfectly fucking awesome for me then. I’m in for a wild yummy threesome party.

Elizabeth Hurley

I remember Elizabeth Hurley as the sexy Devil in Bedazzled, charming her way into manipulating a lovelorn man. And ever since, I had needed to get a glimpse of those gorgeous pair of yummy huge tits.

Elizabeth Hurley

And thank goodness, these hot topless pictures of her came out. You really got to love the paps as they snap at her running with those perfect hooters bouncing up and down. And it didn’t help that she hid her face in sunglasses and a wraparound ’cause man, I’d know to whose face that 36-23-34 body belongs to. Ooh yummy! I could just close my eyes and sink my face deep into the crevices of those perky bazookas.

Elizabeth Hurley

Well, these sultry topless photos of Elizabeth Hurley just proves two things: first, Hugh Grant is an ass for leaving her and two, her body is still one hot yummy piece of boob heaven.

Lucy Liu

I always have had a thing for innocent looking hotties stripping naked with a half-lit cigarette dangling between their soft delicious lips. Take Lucy Liu, for example.

Lucy Liu

In this daring photoshoot , Ms. Liu wasn’t your typical crime-fighting kick-ass rebel. She was the ultimate sultry seductress, baring her tits out in the open and giving that just-fucked pout face in all the right places. Oh yes, I’ll be fucking your mind off, you hot Asian babe. Who wouldn’t want to slide a finger in between those milky legs and have you squirt such glorious cum? Don’t worry honey, I’ll be licking that all off, before giving you another round of ecstasy.

Lucy Liu

And don’t forget my hard-on. It’s been budging ever so hard from seeing these raunchy naked pictures of you. Don’t fret my dear Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, you wouldn’t need to take a breather from that smoke while I let you shriek in pleasure.

Adriana Lima

There’s another thing that added to the reasons why I certainly am in love with Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima. She gives a fucking awesome blowjob.

Adriana Lima

In these leaked fuck pictures of her, this sexy Victoria’s Secret Angel gave the cameras the perfect fuck face, while getting her shaved pink pussy banged hard. Her moans were off the roof, and she proves what every man keeps on wondering about these VS Angels – they can fuck you like hell. And with Adriana Lima’s case, she doesn’t just offer her pussy for your penis to cum into, her face is all yours for the taking.

Adriana Lima

After a hard bang, Adriana practically begs for the cock in her mouth and gives it a mean suck-and-blow before begging her guy to spray her a facial. It was just a perfect way to cum – on an angel’s face, no less.

We all had already thought we’ve seen everything there is to reality star Kim Kardashian after the leaked sex tape she had with former boy toy Ray J. But who wouldn’t love just about another round of fuck pictures starring this Hollywood socialite?

And we all know that her booty is the yummiest juiciest part of that smoking hot body but let’s not try to forget those luscious pink lips of hers that opens up wide enough to take in any dick anytime. Man, I’d love to have a feel of that warm mouth of hers, sucking my cock in and out, making me jizz on that heavenly gorgeous face. With these fuck pictures of Kim, you know she knows how to blow.

And while you guys continue on with fantasies of banging Kim K’s huge booty, I’ll go ahead and browse through all these naked pictures of Kim sucking cock. I’ve got loads of her looking like she’s begging for a mean fuck.

This million dollar record selling R&B artist has broken a lot of hearts when she became Mrs. Nick Cannon. But when Mariah Carey confirmed the news that she was indeed pregnant, the whole world just simply smashed. How can we now get off with her nipslips and pokies and cameltoes when she’s got that huge belly protruding right in the middle of the picture?

Well, don’t fret, you sleazebags. We’ve dug up some busty old pictures of Mariah Carey frolicking on the beach in her really skimpy green bikini. And my, just seeing these raunchy almost naked pictures of her makes my dick so hard it’s ready to fuck the brains out of this voluptuous pop singer song-writer. Just look at those big awesome tits dying to come out and play. Who wouldn’t want to hold on to those hefty pair of chesticles while fucking her dogstyle?

And I know that bikini already shrieks too much clothing, we can definitely make do with stripping those off with our eyes while thinking about fucking that hot chick. But so much for being a chick since once those twins are out, Mariah’s headed on to being another one of those moms I’d love to fuck.

Dianna Agron

Not one decent man ever really watches Glee for the fun musical acts. Admit it, if it weren’t for all those sexy girls, you wouldn’t even bother saying “watch” and “Glee” in a sentence. But if Dianna Agron would continuously parade her thighs in that sweet Cheerios uniform of hers, I’m pretty sure you’d wrestle your little sisters for the remote.

Dianna Agron

And if you haven’t gotten enough of her character leg-spreading and ass-spanking on the show, here’s Dianna Agron walking the red carpet with her tits dying to pop out of a billowy satin dress for you. The entry of this half American vegan in Glee as the resident high school bitch really did more than scare the nuts out of the other cast members – she stole their boyfriends, too. And I’m sure you wouldn’t mind being man-handled by this tease.

Dianna Agron

It’s certainly a smart move to cast a gorgeous babe like Dianna Agron. And even though her clothes are kept on in front of the camera, I’m pretty sure we can get more of that leggy white-ass blonde off the limelights. And we wouldn’t mind her kissing another bitch in the sheets with us.

Lucy Pinder

After a stint in MTV and BBC1, and an appearance in Celebrity Big Brother UK, Lucy Pinder has pressed on to being a weekly writer on Laid online.

Lucy Pinder

Now aside from her giving our chat-up lines ratings and answering our questions about women, she also will be posting sexy pictures of herself. And I’ve been waiting my ass off for her new nude photos. Because believe me, after hiding those bountiful bazookas for several years, she has definitely made every guy in the UK ask for more. And while waiting for those new pictures, let’s all savor instead these smoking hot nude pictures of her with those lace stockings still on.

Lucy Pinder

We all know what lace stockings mean, right? That pair of hot lingerie just begs for an all-night fuckfest. And if that’s Lucy Pinder writhing on the bed for me, I won’t say no.

Everytime I see Lucy Liu’s unimaginably smooth angelic face, I am always carried back to her Ally Mcbeal days, where she introduced to the world the stereotypical Dragon Lady. She was already oozing with crazy hot sex appeal, having all the boys want to grab a piece of that sexy oriental ass. And then she had to be the sexy villain in Kill Bill and then as the ferocious crime-fighting Alex in Charlie’s Angels.

And now, this Asian-American actress stars as your typical woman seeking her Prince Charming in “Marry Me,” a rom-com made-for-TV movie. Well, I wouldn’t be astounded if a ton of guys start hammering up her door begging for a shot at being her possible prince charming. Just look at these raunchy non-nude pictures of her and you’ll soon be raking up all your savings to buy her a pretty diamond ring, ready to prop down on one knee and pop the big question.

But don’t get your hopes up. And if I were you, I’d satisfy myself with these non nude pictures of Lucy Liu with her tits dying to come out and her ass looking as buff as ever. It might be from all those kick-ass flicks she’s been in. But anyway, she’s still one mean oriental chick I’d want on my bed every night.

Mary Alejo

Like what I have always said, these Filipinas are one day gonna control the world of pornography. Again and again, these vivacious dark skinned beauties have proved that their bodies are just as much, if not more than, ripe for the picking for a high class sextape. Just look at these nude photos of Mary Alejo.

Mary Alejo

This smoking sexy model was born and raised in the Philippines but have resided in Florida for the last three years. And aside from posing teasingly and very naked in different men’s magazines, she is also a make-up artist and a fitness trainer. Well, I wouldn’t mind getting trained by this hot chick. Just as long as she keeps coming to the gym clad in nothing but those scanty stretchy shorts and sports bras, I’m all good.

Mary Alejo

But when I look at her, I wonder if they have sports bras in her size. I mean, those big hooters of hers might just pop out after one exercise. And it’s all for the better of course, just look at these racy pictures of her big tits and shaved pussy and you’ll know what I mean when I say I’m cumming to the gym.