Archive for October, 2010

Arianny Celeste

Hardly anything is better than seeing my dream wife Arianny Celeste strutting in her tight ring girl outfit making fight nights on television sexier. I was all happy seeing her there, but then holy crap, Arianny Celeste had to strip naked, rub herself in oil, and bare a fantastic pair of tits and a shaved pussy dead on, straight in front of my widening eyes. Shit. That’s my third trip to the bathroom this day.

Arianny Celeste

But sexy isn’t even the right word with Arianny Celeste in this uncovered condition. Naughty is what’s more fitting, yeah. And naughty is also what I’m feeling right now. Let me just rub my dick against those oiled thighs of hers to lube up and ‘accidentally’ slide my stiffy straight into her tight, fresh pussy. That should make her drop those barbells and grab hold of my thrusting ass. We’ll slip and slide our way to orgasm all over the floor whilst I keep a firm hold of Arianny Celeste’s titties.

Arianny Celeste

Er, I told you I was feeling naughty. You should start feeling something funny in the pants region too, if you’ve got your mindset right. But don’t start telling me your fantasies, dude! That’s not right… er, says the guy who just let himself type his mind out. Anyway, what you should do to curb your hunger for titties is to head directly to where Arianny Celeste’s shaved pussy pictures are. Now.

Sara Jean Underwood

What else do you really surmise from a show named “The Girls Next Door?” Playboy house bunnies, of course! And whenever the word Playboy appears, what else are we supposed to do? Grab a wet tissue and start massaging our dicks, all ready to get juiced out. And note, all that just from the word PLAYBOY. What if we add three more words, like, say, Sara Jean Underwood?

Sara Jean Underwood

Easy now, you pervs, these are just sample pictures of 2007’s Playmate of the Year. Here we have her straddling a tire swing, bending on a horse, and touching her body in all the right places. Hot hot hot! Just imagine slamming her right there and then on that moving swing, or humping her restless riding on that horse, or simply screwing her on the bed and finally tearing those lace undies off. Oh shoot, I think I just came.

Sara Jean Underwood

Well with that out of the way, here are some more raunchy pussy pictures of Sara Jean Underwood. Ms. Underwood, you have officially replaced the Kendra posters I have in my room.

Maureen Chen

For all you auto addicts out there, I’m pretty sure you’ve long since drooled on this Asian beauty grazing the covers of Hot Import Night, Import Tuner, DSport and Super Street, to name a few. This Chinese model, born and raised in Taiwan, has the most bountiful pair of bazongas I have ever seen. I mean, just look at those titties peering out of her tightfit lace bra.

Maureen Chen

And if that image isn’t enough to make you swoon, here’s another one, where she squeezes those twins even tighter, making for an achingly good cleavage you’d just want to slide your big hotrods into. Oh, how I would like to get a piece of those yummy chesticles. No wonder she’s transferred to L.A., she’d rather fuck the Americans and their aching dicks than those she’ve already moaned and sidled into in her hometown – need proof? Just look at these pictures of her writhing in pleasure.

Maureen Chen

Now definitely this busty Asian model has had some experience with them Caucasian horndogs. And well if not, don’t worry Maureen, there are a billion more vying to get a fuck out of you. Count me in, too, just let me get done jacking off on these boob-grabbing bikini-clad pictures of you.

Milani Rose

This busty Dominican and Haitian descent was named “King Magazine Web Girl of the Year 2008” and “Internet Icon of the Year” aptly because she got 20 million hits online, including Google. And I’m pretty sure that number would rise because we got here some raunchy pictures from her homemade sex video.

Milani Rose

Just look at those big bazongas begging to come out. And boy, does she know how to tease herself, as seen in these pictures of her caressing her boobs and spreading her legs wide enough for you to grope her wet clit. Yes, I know that fucking cunt of hers is already wet, from all that touching and screaming and moaning caught in this kinky video of her. And note that all this she is doing herself. So just imagine if we get to fuck the brains out of this ebony beauty.

Milani Rose

I really want to try smacking this busty babe just to see how long she’ll last. Supposedly, she’s also a published writer, actress, makeup artist, motivational speaker…the list goes on. But we don’t really care about that, do we? All we want is for more videos of her fuck-in-the-sack sessions. Shout with me guys: more, more, more!

Kristin Cavallari

It’s not hard to spot just about any beautifully-tanned bikini-clad blond girls on the beach. But if the gorgeous chick goes by the name Kristin Cavallari, you can’t help but look twice, or thrice…hell, look all you want as we got pictures of her oiled abs, legs, and those yummy butt curves.

Kristin Cavallari

The reality star confesses on an interview that The Hills is basically all fake. Whaaaat? Her sleeping with all those different dudes isn’t real? Man, I knew it! No one of those could satisfy her as much as I can. Let me just flip my hard-on out and bang this former Catholic school girl mercilessly. I could just imagine us hanging on the beach, while I rub tanning lotion on her smooth milky body and slowly stripping that miniscule bikini off before fucking her hard on the shore till she screams for more.

Kristin Cavallari

Oh shit, my dick is already drenched with jizz just with these smoking hot pictures of Kristin Cavallari. And I know yours will too, you horndogs. Lucky she’s a Laguna Beach girl, it’s easy to get her to strip down to her undies…I mean, bikini, just in case.

I recollect Thandie Newton as the very lucky president’s daughter in 2012, surviving the end of the world because, well, she’s the president’s daughter. But really, with that sexy body and very aggressive look of hers, she isn’t gonna have a hard time searching for a place to get saved from the end of the world – guys will be more than willing to give up their spaces for her.

Count me in, of course. These pictures of her flaunting her naked body, as if saying, “Come and eat me, NOW,” are enough for me to give up my getting saved just for a lick of those big knockers of hers. And I wouldn’t mind if she’s a brunette, a blonde, or a redhead. Her hair color is an inconsequential detail compared to what the rest of her body looks, feels and tastes like. Now that is one hot momma for you.

So move on now pervs, I’m gonna wet these immaculate white sheets she’s on with her cum…I mean, mine, my jizz. Whoa, I’m getting way ahead of myself. But I’m gonna leave you now with all these pussy-baring pictures of Thandie Newton, while I continue my fantasies with this ebony goddess.

Haley Bennett

We first got charmed by this sexy teen as the pop diva Cora Corman in the movie Music&Lyrics. From then on, we can’t help but ask for more from this sexy blond. And I guess some prayers really do get answered as we see in these pictures of Haley Bennett teasing, showing the slightest hint of cleavage and some major butt curve exposure.

Haley Bennett

Now aside from the Music&Lyrics stint, this busty beauty also starred as the lead for the horror flick, The Haunting of Molly Hartley where she was pre-destined to be a servant of the devil on her 18th birthday. Well, I wouldn’t mind being the devil this time. If I had an eager curvy blond with a lot of junk in the trunk for a bitch, I would definitely assume the role of the mighty Satan himself. This lady has her goods in all the right places.

Haley Bennett

Now I’m pretty sure you’re all getting your dicks soaked with pre-cum just from these pictures of Haley Bennett’s butt-titty. Well don’t fret, as I’m sure we’ll see more of this singer-actress in the years to come – hopefully, with no clothes on.

Remember how Kelly Clarkson’s fourth album “All I Ever Wanted” debuted at number one on the Billboard 200? Well, maybe no, but we just found out the reason why she got the top spot for two consecutive weeks: these hardcore anal pictures of hers. Apparently, all she ever wanted was to have her butt rammed and fucked and blown cockloads into, all day long.

Notice how this country crooner shed off her plaid shirts and cowboy boots for some hardcore anal action – cowgirl style, of course. Donning a kinky black corset and black lace stockings, she poses for some ass-slapping penetration. Who wouldn’t love to glaze that perfect pair of ass? I know everyone wants a turn at grabbing her by the rear and screwing her till doomsday cums.

Now, now, I’m sure all you pervs are getting stiff hard-ons by now. Don’t worry, with these ass-slamming buttfuck pictures of her, you can continue your wild fantasies of fucking this tight ass and dumping a load of cum on your bedsheets…or towels, whatever it is you prefer to use.

Jillian Beyor

All these reality shows work for the simple-minded American viewer because they focus on simple, individual things. Beauty and the Geek focused on combining dumb blondes with antisocial nerds and filming the turnout, simple as that. But they did fail to mention that the show also featured sexy chicks who love to strip and show their tits! Well, I guess you simply had to read between the lines to guess that, but we’re Americans dammit! Say you’re giving us boobs when you’re showing boobs!

Jillian Beyor

Er, that was a long enough intro for today’s reality hottie, Jillian Beyor. I might just have to quit subcribing to these TV shows for good and just wait for the actual nudity and titty-exposing to fall on my lap. After all, thse reality shows are already going in that direction, so I might as well just head them off. No use waiting long to see some titties.

But let’s talk about them actual breasts, right? Jillian Beyor’s soapy titties, to be exact. If this babe needs a hand hosing off the suds in her meaty chesticles, I’ll gladly put my cock to good use and wash her off with my load. Then she can rinse herself with soap and water. Which I’ll hose off with my cock. And it’ll just go on and on.

Jillian Beyor

I hope you’ve got enough strength reserved to fully enjoy seeing Jillian Beyor naked in the bathtub. Trust me, her tits won’t stop staring until you’ve spilled the last drop.

AnnaLynne McCord

The American teen couldn’t be more perfectly represented by AnnaLynne McCord. And when that American teen gets down to wearing bikinis and baring a slender torso and an awesome cleavage, well, the world might just explode. Or my cock might, at least. Which it has already done. Three times. But that’s only after I fapped to these sexy bikini pictures of AnnaLynne McCord.

AnnaLynne McCord

Before the paparazzi caught pictures of AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini, she was in a tight, body-hugging wetsuit. That alone was enough of a visual for me to flip out my boner, but I held back because I knew she had to slip out of that suit eventually. And slip out she did, with her tight body and cleavage coming out like a fucking butterfly out of its cocoon. And not long after, my cum came out of my cock like, er, cum coming out of a cock. Yeah, I’m still a bit knocked out after seeing this hot blonde babe flash her racks at me.

AnnaLynne McCord

Or did she really? I might be having false memories after seeing AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini. I have these memories of us skipping naked in the beach, sipping margaritas by the sinking sun, and fucking rough until we shifted enough sand to shelter us for the night…

AnnaLynne McCord