Archive for September, 2010

Taya Parker

When we get to the bottom of all these reality contests, only one thing is certain: these reality chicks just want to be naked. Taya Parker certainly does. It didn’t take long after her involvement in the Rock of Love Bus that Taya Parker’s nude pictures surfaced, showing what Bret Michaels saw in the slut. After seeing Taya’s huge knockers and shaved pussy, I wished I had a reality show of my own too.

Taya Parker

You probably would too, if it meant having sexy sluts like Taya Parker racing against other chicks to put your cock in their pussy before the others do. I might find it hard to keep the competition running, because one look at Taya Parker’s delicious pussy and my cock stiffening up will declare her the champ. Of course there are other hot sluts in the game who have something going on too, but Taya Parker’s seductive gaze and sexy ass is just drawing me in.

Taya Parker

If she’s doing the same magic to your cock, I suggest checking out the rest of Taya Parker’s naked pussy pictures and enjoying them all. If Bret Michaels had a crack at this hot piece of cunt, why shouldn’t you?

Naomi Campbell

Somebody like Naomi Campbell who’s got a laundry list of legal issues concerning hitting people with jewel-encrusted cellphones certainly has to be great in bed. Where I came up with the conclusion, I most have no idea. But if she’s wild enough to take a swing at her housekeeper, her driver, a cop, and her assistant (basically her whole fucking entourage), she’s most likely wild enough to give in to hard, bondage-heavy sex.

Naomi Campbell

Anyway, here’s Naomi Campbell sashaying her cunt off and looking drunk enough to take a whack her dance partner with a champagne bottle. No matter what bad thing you hear about her, Naomi Campbell still manages to attract a large fanbase of aroused men in her wake. It’s probably with the same abandon she has going on here that she fails to notice a sneaky paparazzo taking the money shot with her exposed beaver from one floor below. It’s good advertisement for Naomi if she’s looking for a quick fuck with a perv who’s a bit iffy about the struggling-with-the-panties part of a quickie behind the bar counter.

Naomi Campbell

But despite all the bad press she’s gotten, Naomi Campbell is still a quality skank who loves flashing her vagina, so that definitely counts as something. When all that’s left to do is push your cock up Naomi’s panty-less pussy, you’re already safe from getting scratched in the face for the wrong reasons.

Mocha Uson

While the fine line between an acting career and being a whore is already fucking gone in Hollywood, elsewhere in Asia, the distinction holds quite firm. However, we sometimes come across sexy Asian easter eggs like Mocha Uson who can juggle a career and a public interest in sex beautifully.

Mocha Uson

The leading slut in a girl group in the Philippines known as the Mocha Girls (think Pussycat Dolls without the ‘irreconcilable differences’), Mocha Uson also doubles as a sex guru who’s not afraid of holding a vibrating dildo in her hands for fear of execution from the conservative culture she belongs to. She’s also not afraid to be photographed naked at her local beach and show what luscious Filipina titties she has.

Mocha Uson

If you dig in a bit about what kind of Asian hottie Mocha Uson is, you’ll find she regularly shares useful advice on the proper use of a dildo, enjoying steamy sex with a fellow bisexual, and generally showing how being naked and in love with fucking is the most natural thing in the world. If you’re looking for a sexy Filipina star who won’t say no to your dirty American habits in bed, Mocha Uson is the slut to look for. Just a look at her sexy naked pictures ought to prove my claims.

Lindsay Lohan

As if she doesn’t already have enough on her plate to deal with, here are pictures of Lindsay Lohan allegedly sucking face with Paris Hilton just to screw her over some more. I say alleged, because LiLo’s face is too damn screwed up in the photos to recognize her, but still, a little prod with your imagination and it’s all good to go, yeah?

Lindsay Lohan

But whatever anybody says, I still believe it’s Lindsay in these kinky lesbian pictures. If you squint long enough, you’ll see the unmistakable signs. One, the heavy-lidded eyes from excessive partying and little sleep. Two, the little dots on her arms that could either be her freckles or nasty puncture wounds from doing the bad shit. And the biggest giveaway here is she’s locked lips with a fellow skank/fuckup/celebrity trash so hard it’s like she’s trying to hog Paris Hilton’s share of coke out of her damn mouth. But counting out all of the bad things in her life (which I just so conveniently enumerated), it’s still Lindsay Lohan, a hot redhead engaged in a sexy girl-on-girl action like it’s her private business! I wouldn’t say no to that.

Lindsay Lohan

I just hope Lindsay Lohan patches herself up so she can be sober enough to start working on her celebrity sex tape that will finally push her life out of this rut. Of course I’m concerned about her! And the sex tape! Don’t forget the sex tape!

See, we spare nobody here when it comes to endless sex and nudity, not even respected political figures! Um, oh yeah, and Sarah Palin too! If you ever wished ‘going rogue’ meant something else when she wrote it, here we have Sarah Palin doing the most rogue thing she’s ever done in public and getting down on her knees for some healthy cocksucking! Sure she’s got a good eye for seeing Russia from her backyard, but she’s got an even better mouth for sucking the cum right out of anybody’s cock. What a woman.

By the looks of it, this Alaskan MILF loves getting cum on her face and mouth. That, or she’s into some kinky protest against the BP oil spill or some shit. Either way, Sarah Palin should keep up the excellent work and keep herself always available for a faceful of spunk, because it looks perfect on her. I bet you she wouldn’t say no to cumming in her mouth… oh yeah, she already did that.

So when the presidential election rolls around again in a few more years, you know where where I’ll be placing my vote. That is, as long as Sarah Palin keeps coming up with photos of herself giving a blowjob and receiving facials, then she can have my cock vote any old time.

Spencer Scott

Somebody finally found the common sense to give these naughty sluts a lesson by making them do good ol’ lines after class. Apparently, though, Spencer Scott is too much of a slutty girl to learn her lesson; she’s got photos of her stripping off her schoolgirl clothes during detention! Tsk tsk, naughty girl indeed.

Spencer Scott

Maybe somebody should come over and teach this slut a real lesson and hit that ass of hers until she cries uncle. Mind, she’ll probably like being slapped in the ass though, so it’ll be like rewarding her instead. Or maybe, somebody should take off all her clothes, hide them in the trash and take pictures of her teen boobs for blackmail. Hmm, no, she’s already doing that, so it still won’t do it.

Spencer Scott

Oh hell. Nobody can obviously beat a slut in her game, so we might as well just humor Spencer Scott as she takes off her clothes and hope for the best. We might even get a glimpse of her naughty pussy while we’re at it, and if things get too bothersome, Spencer Scott won’t say no to locking the classroom door and fucking on the teacher’s desk!

Hayden Panettiere

It’s Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that it’s any different for me and my beer-stained shirt, but it is different because we see hot celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in a sexy German barmaid outfit and handing out the booze! It just shows you don’t have to be German to enjoy a healthy mix of beer and boobs, courtesy of this busty celebrity babe.

Hayden Panettiere

It’s a smart move for the Germans to let Hayden Panettiere’s tits to roam around the event, because if there’s one thing people are clamoring to get a pint of beer for, it’s so they can quickly put on those beer goggles and fuck even the ugliest German pussy in the room and score one for the day. I’m not saying German chicks are all bad, but having Hayden Panettiere’s titties flanking the beer distribution certainly makes things better. I’ll definitely skip the beer and unload Hayden Pannetiere’s yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!

Hayden Panettiere

By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying the beer out of that huge ass mug to keep her good sense, and would gladly let anyone fondle and stick a hand down her meaty cleavage. Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy guys stinking of beer, but she obviously wants it or she wouldn’t have come in wearing a kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in the tits!”

Megan Hauserman

Megan Hauserman has made a living out of appearing in numerous reality shows. Consequently, you should start making a habit of checking out Megan Hauserman’s titties. Why? Because she exposes her hot bikini body just about everywhere just as much as she constantly appears on TV to rack up the dirty fame. What is with these reality whores and the need to take off their clothes anyway? Is it part of the deal they make with the show?

Megan Hauserman

But look at me, questioning women who simply just want their titties seen. I should be burned at the stake. We’re here to enjoy Megan Hauserman, star of Beauty and the Geek, as she bares her chesticles and taps her shaved pussy on camera. Now who wouldn’t want to slap that smooth pussy of hers and tap it with their dicks?

Megan Hauserman

I wouldn’t bet on those greasy-haired geeks to have ever fondled on even just one titty, but I guarantee you guys get to hold on to both of them (and then some) when you head over to Megan Hauserman’s fully naked pictures.

Dita Von Teese

We can always thank Dita Von Teese to supply us with a fresh serving of cleavage whenever Hollywood starts running dry on the titty exposures. Granted, Hollywood will never fully run out of skanks, but it makes me feel comfortable knowing Dita Von Teese is fully devoted to showing skin. Her appearances even add an interesting flavor with her fetish for the burlesque and 50’s fashion; anybody wanting a more exotic chick to jack off to always has Dita to aim their load at.

Dita Von Teese

Even utterly stupid things like this wine-tasting hoopla or some shit should thank Dita Von Teese’s burlesque titties for making the gathering more interesting. Naturally, all eyes went from staring braindead at the sad wall of wine bottles to lighting up at Von Teese’s tasty sideboobs. I wouldn’t know if the event actually profited from her appearance, but I know for sure a lot of dicks there profited from it by taking these pictures of Dita Von Teese’s sideboobs home with them and making them all sticky with their load.

Dita Von Teese

You can also take home images of Dita Von Teese wearing much less than what she had in the event; we have more pictures of Dita Von Teese past the link, and most of them have more skin and less teasing.

Raquel Gibson

Imagine yourself awash on a deserted island and finding Raquel Gibson’s warm and friendly smile helping you to your feet. As soon as you get up, you notice she’s still wearing that smile… and nothing else. As you take in Raquel Gibson’s utter nudity, you feel your cock stiffen, and see Raquel’s nipples perk up with growing lust. In no second you’re back on the sandy ground, with Raquel mounting your hard cock and still with the warm smile she greeted you with.

Raquel Gibson

Yeah, Raquel Gibson’s hot naked pictures struck me that hard to make me cook up an entire fuck sequence involving me and her tasty Filipina pussy, and if you’re a real man, your eyes should be fucking glazing over too! Nothing can make my knees shake more than a sexy Asian cutie like Raquel Gibson baring everything for a guy’s pleasure.

Raquel Gibson

If your eyes still haven’t rolled back into their sockets from cumming at seeing her nude, you can check out the rest of pictures of Raquel Gibson’s fully shaved pussy. Happy endings guaranteed.