Archive for August, 2010

Corrie Loftin

I know Hollywood is already retching from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks letting their titties out, by all means, fucking send ‘em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and train your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

Corrie Loftin

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the better specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted hos in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice grappling Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

Corrie Loftin

And you know right off the bat she’s a whore, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.

Karissa Shannon

There’s nothing more pleasing to the cock than a sexy Playboy model bent over and showing us a nice pussy angle. These lewd bikini pics of Karissa Shannon are already perfect, but what could have set the fireworks off were if her tasty twin sister Kristina showed off her pussy bulge too. Well, we can’t have everything, but again, Karissa Shannon is good enough already.

Karissa Shannon

And Karissa Shannon is slutty enough to skip the useless paparazzi pictures and lead us to where the goods are at. That’s one meaty cameltoe bulging from her pink bikini that I’m tempted to reach out and pluck like I’m picking some inviting forbidden fruit.

Karissa Shannon

I bet if I tricked Karissa’s unworthy boyfriend to leave for a good hour or so, I’d find a wet and throbbing pussy waiting for me inside that hot bikini Karissa Shannon is wearing. Every man deserves to rub one out at the sight of this hot chick’s cameltoe pictures, and even rub the quivering cunt hidden from sight. I know Karissa is willing to get your dick slid up her tasty pussy, since she’s already propped up and bent over like an obedient slut, and all you need to do is check her out.

Venus Raj

I completely agree with Venus Raj saying she didn’t have any major, major problems to deal with all her life, because how can somebody this fapping hot have anything bad trailing behind her ass? She might not have won the Miss Universe pageant, but her sultry Filipina looks alone win her first place for being the most exotic, and I mean that in a naughty way.

Venus Raj

Maybe Venus Raj should turn away from becoming a role model and just go all the way exploiting her tasty Oriental appeal and publish some naked pictures. Everybody is doing a career in porn, and since some of these so-called beauty queens already have a track record in sellling their pussies, like Hiroko Mima, Venus Raj should hop on the bandwagon and please us guys waiting to lube up to the next hot piece to step naked in front of us.

Venus Raj

After all, it’s these Asian chicks who have more hardcore tastes when it comes to fucking. I have a feeling Venus Raj is still a virgin to the cock, so it’s the perfect time for her to pop the cherry and bring on the hot and scandalous photos.

Angelina Jolie

So when we thought nobody could take Angelina Jolie off her pedestal as an A-list actress, mother, and humanitarian all rolled into one, these nasty bondage pictures of her crop up to make the Hollywood goddess shake in her stilettos. Nobody would’ve imagined Angelina Jolie captured naked and possibly getting a good fuck in the pussy, but here we actually see her looking heavy-lidded with the bad shit and with her nipples covered in tape, presumably the aftermath of some hot and sweaty sex session.

Angelina Jolie

After all the daring flicks you’ve seen her in, Angelina Jolie’s racy bondage photos finally confirm that she is, in real life, just as much of a risk taker and a leather fetishist as are her acting alter egos.

Angelina Jolie

So when you jack off to Angelina Jolie’s various incarnations in her movies and think you’d like to see her in more daring stuff, you can now think of fucking the shit out her with Angelina Jolie’s naked bondage pics. These photos prove she’s willing to be leashed, spanked, gagged, and fucked aggressively, like she does inside your fantasies. So get the bondage gear out and start spankin’ away.

I haven’t paid much attention to Emmy Rossum’s career lately, until after I saw her as Bulma on Dragonball Evolution recently and I wondered who that chick with the big boobs was. It turns out it was her, and after a bit of snooping about, I found these cumtastic hardcore photos of Emmy Rossum getting some nasty anal action done.

Any chick who loves to get some dragonballs up her ass deserves some attention from us guys, not to mention a shit ton of cum driven up her asshole, which is how she likes it, apparently. And when her tight asshole becomes too used from too much cock, switch to her open mouth and give her a hot and sticky facial for a satisfying conclusion to one-upping Emmy Rossum’s ass.

Anybody else wanting a taste of Emmy Rossum’s anal pics, get in line, because I got here first. Or maybe, we can share and you can fill up Emmy Rossum’s tight pussy hole while I drive my cock up her ass, and we can jizz on this slut together, because these naked and hardcore pictures of her are definitely asking for some.

Jimena Navarrete

I didn’t see the Miss Universe pageant that was on TV this week, mainly because the chicks in that pageant don’t normally do it for me, but when I found out that this year’s crowning slut was Mexico’s Jimena Navarrete, I knew I had to see that cunt of hers in action. This hottie deserves to win, with all the right curves in her body, the sexy, slender legs, and killer hot looks. Here’s hoping perverts uncover some racy naked photos of Jimena Navarrete so we can complete the image of her naked in our minds.

Jimena Navarrete

Anyway, even if she’s kept her pussy to herself prior to the pageant, media pressure and her following plummet to obscurity in the coming time will most likely push her to doing something desperate like a sex tape or a topless photoshoot for some lad mag. Everyone knows a reigning beauty queen has a shelf life of approximately two weeks, so expect Ms. Jimena Navarrete here to start showing her tits quite soon.

Jimena Navarrete

Until the next sexy Miss Universe is carted in via Donald Trump’s babe-churning slut machine, let’s enjoy wanking off to these hot and sexy pictures of Jimena Navarrete.

Tila Tequila

So she says she fucked a DJ, and I bet she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the audience was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible noises she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the show by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.

Tila Tequila

So her busted boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of whorish stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.

Tila Tequila

Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about banging those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to sleep for a while to pick up our cocks and blow all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.

Brooke Burke

So for the tenth season of Dancing With The Stars, the program hauled back Brooke Burke’s ass on stage after shaking her booty to championship on the seventh season. Obviously, the show wanted the ratings to shoot high like month-long held semen spurting into an open chick’s mouth, which is why they made the decision.

Brooke Burke

And who the fork wouldn’t want to see Brooke Burke on TV, with a smokin’ hot body like hers and a perfect pair of titties to boot? One thing I’m sure DWTS can’t show you dudes though are these topless and raunchy pictures of Brooke Burke before she went mainstream. Look at Brooke Burke giving her partner the skank eye; she’s obviously sending him signals to sneak into her trailer so she can maximize the time she’s paid to be naked. In other words, she wants that boner of his up her pussy.

Brooke Burke

Now, every time you watch reruns of your favorite reality show, you can imagine Brooke Burke’s tits jiggling inside her heavily-sequined dresses and have more reasons to rub one out in front of the TV. You’re welcome.

Rihanna

What a rebelle fleur indeed. Of course, this isn’t the only time we see Rihanna’s tits peering out of her non-clothes, but you’ve got to be appreciative Hollywood has these ‘artistic’ non-conformists to populate the streets daily with fresh boob sightings.

Rihanna

I guess Rihanna realized the grave grammatical error in her new tat, which is why she’s doing everything she can to distract our gazes from it with her Rated R titties. And she’s doing it just fine. One look at those exquisite pair of tits sheltered behind her sheer funeral bib black top and horrid tattoo errors are gone from your mind and replaced with nothing but squeezing your cock in between those fine titties of hers. Hell, if she really wanted to be rebellious, she should rip the stupid top off and have rough, wild sex with all the guys in town. She should have enough cumstains caking her body by then to cover up the ink in her neck, so it’s win-win.

Rihanna

Even if Rihanna’s done some odd decisions lately, like drowning her hair in strawberry Kool-Aid or hiring a tattoo artist who apparently dropped out of Basic French, you know she will always save the day with her topless titty pictures ready to cover up.

Demi Lovato

While we’re waiting for the official Demi Lovato sex tape to leak onto our cumstained hands now that she’s had her 18th birthday, here’s a nice batch of stolen photos of our celebrity debutante to whet your appetites. Even before she got vagina naked, Demi Lovato’s already expressing an urge to show off, as seen here in her skanky selfshooting pictures. Her expression in the picture below will be the same one she’ll wear on her face when she sees her first cock.

Demi Lovato

And we don’t really need to see her naked (yet) to appreciate what a damn nice sight it is to see Demi Lovato’s slutty habits. Catch her with her bitches and her manslave boyfriend straddling each other in the bathroom, and you can very well see a naked version of this very same position, not too far in the future, I hope.

Demi Lovato

Anyway, what else can you expect from today’s slutty teens but an early career in being a whore? Demi Lovato’s naked and skanky pictures should prove that.